lifeisntwastedonus:

khl0ekardashian:

me on my way to steal your man

Damn Honey forget my man take me

grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

thefaultinoursparklez:

An arsenal of cute Jordan pics for captainspxrkley

May or May not have been saving these on my iPad for an occasion such as this…

Note: only the last one was a screenshot I actually took myself. The others are from google images.

“please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay.”

sacred chant of the homosexual  (via offwithurhead)

stylesfire:

NIALL IS REMINISCING NIALL IS REMINISCING NIALL IS SCROLLING THROUGH THE PHOTOS ON HIS CAMERA ROLL AND FINDING PHOTOS THAT HE’S FORGOTTEN ABOUT AND PROBABLY GIGGLING AT THE MEMORIES AND THINKING ABOUT HOW WILD HIS LIFE HAS BECOME WITH THOSE FOUR OTHER BOYS AND IS SHARING IT WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD NIALL IS REMINISCING AND I AM NOT OKAY

videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

fantasticsteve:

fantasticsteve:

i’ve been inside a girl before ;)

for nine months true story

"Shall I compare the to a summers day?"
Hot, bright, and making me sweat!!!

dobriaen