weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

queennhaz:

you can be a harry girl, a louis girl, a zayn girl, a liam girl. but you know damn well you’re truly a niall girl

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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

unmarvel:

How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food [x]

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tabson1d:

Niall and Julian at a bar in Nashville 18.08.14

starfleetrambo:

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.

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ezioshark:

kidwithgoggles:

jennymyfunnyvalentine:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

senorpacman:

Introducing: Zoey

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I just threw up in my mouth

THE PRONUNCIATION OF ‘XD’ EVERYTIME MADE ME EXPLODE OH MY GOD WHY

I JUST FELT MY INTERNAL ORGANS COLLAPSE AND I AM ABOUT TO VOMIT BLOOD

FUCKING TOOLS OF TRADE YO


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