phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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kingoftheniall:

on a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

badwid:

Look at Niall I’m actually crying

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pasiphile:

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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SUE

egibbo:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

took me a while

dobriaen